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Optimism / Happy With Your Fate

Alone with only your shadow for company

...And this above all to thine own self be true

Any success can not compensate for failure in the home

You are always a beauty in your lover’s eyes

If you cannot bite, do not show your teeth

Black or white cat matters not as long as it can catch mice

Blessings on this Home

Bless this House

Choose Your Own Destiny

Do not shed a tear until you see the coffin

Cry in the Dojo - Laugh on the Battlefield

Not Long for this World

Devotion to your Profession / Career

Do not fear the task: Cooperation will lead to success

Drinking the water of a well: One should never forget who dug it

Realize Your Ambitions / Embrace Your Ambition

Failure in Not an Option

Failure is Not an Option

Keep Your Feet on the Ground

Flower in the Mirror, Moon on Water

Forgive Me of My Sins

From This Moment Forward / From This Day Forward

God Give Me Strength

God Give Me Strength

God Give Me Strength

God is Always With Me

Use Hard Work to Overcome Adversity

Hearing a Hundred Times is Not as Good as Seeing Once

Heaven Rewards Hard Work

From this Moment Forward

Hishiryo / Not-Thinking

It is the Journey, Not the Destination

Karma (of your past lives)

Keep Calm, Be Not Impatient

To Know Hardship, One Must Experience It

Know Your Enemy, Know Yourself, and You Cannot Lose

Know Your Enemy, Know Yourself, and Win 100 Battles

We are not born with knowledge, how does one achieve maturity?

Set your heart ablaze

Learn From Your Predecessors

Life is What You Make It

Life is What You Make of It

Listen to Your Heart / Follow Your Heart

Follow Your Heart

Realize Your Dreams

Love Your Children, But Discipline Them Too

Maintain An Army For 1000 Days, Use It For An Hour

Be Master of Mind, Not Mastered by Mind

Mind Your Own Business

Mind Your Own Business

If you have not been a monk, how can you know what it is like to be a vegetarian?

Accept the Situation and Move On

Move On / Change Way of Thinking

Never Forget Your First Resolution

Fear not long roads; Fear only short ambition

Do not fear poverty; Fear low ambitions

Do not fear being slow, fear standing still

Only God Can Judge Me

Only God Can Judge Me

An Open Book Benefits Your Mind

The Pain of Separation from Your Loves

Appreciation and Love for Your Parents

Do not take action until the time is right

Please Forgive Me

Please Forgive Me

Better to sacrifice your life than your principles

Realize Your Ambitions / Ride on the Crest of Success

Duty to Defend and Protect Country

Pursue Your Dreams

Pursue Your Dreams

One Who Does Not Do Bad Things, Worries Not of Knocks at His Door

One who is drenched in rain does not fear drops of dew

Let It Be / Be Relieved

Rose Flowers Given, Frangrance Remains on Hands of Giver

If you love your child, send them out into the world

Shito-Ryu Ki-Me-Kan Karate-Do

Not Only Can Water Float A Boat, It Can Sink It Also

So Be It / Amen

With all the strength of your heart

When the sun rises it first shines on the highest mountain

Sun Tzu: Regard Your Soldiers as Children

Relax / Take it Easy

This Too Shall Pass

This Too Shall Pass

Trust Your Heart

The two most important days in your life...

Carry On, Undaunted

It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war

Work Together with One Mind

Work Unselfishly for the Common Good

Work Together with One Heart

Ultimate Loyalty to Your Country

Alert / On Guard / Lingering Mind

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All of our calligraphy wall scrolls are handmade.

When the calligrapher finishes creating your artwork, it is taken to my art mounting workshop in Beijing where a wall scroll is made by hand from a combination of silk, rice paper, and wood.
After we create your wall scroll, it takes at least two weeks for air mail delivery from Beijing to you.

Allow a few weeks for delivery. Rush service speeds it up by a week or two for $10!

When you select your calligraphy, you'll be taken to another page where you can choose various custom options.

A nice Chinese calligraphy wall scroll

The wall scroll that Sandy is holding in this picture is a "large size"
single-character wall scroll.
We also offer custom wall scrolls in small, medium, and an even-larger jumbo size.

A professional Chinese Calligrapher

Professional calligraphers are getting to be hard to find these days.
Instead of drawing characters by hand, the new generation in China merely type roman letters into their computer keyboards and pick the character that they want from a list that pops up.

There is some fear that true Chinese calligraphy may become a lost art in the coming years. Many art institutes in China are now promoting calligraphy programs in hopes of keeping this unique form of art alive.

Trying to learn Chinese calligrapher - a futile effort

Even with the teachings of a top-ranked calligrapher in China, my calligraphy will never be good enough to sell. I will leave that to the experts.

A high-ranked Chinese master calligrapher that I met in Zhongwei

The same calligrapher who gave me those lessons also attracted a crowd of thousands and a TV crew as he created characters over 6-feet high. He happens to be ranked as one of the top 100 calligraphers in all of China. He is also one of very few that would actually attempt such a feat.

Check out my lists of Japanese Kanji Calligraphy Wall Scrolls and Old Korean Hanja Calligraphy Wall Scrolls.

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